6/28/2004: "It's the really real one."
7/2/2004: "Chicken of the Sea"
7/3/2004: "It's Magic, I say, Magic!"
7/4/2004: "Reader's Digest, You Say?"
7/5/2004: "But who does his voice?"
7/6/2004: "Way to notice details there, Champ."
7/7/2004: "Wow, he played that song? I love that song!"
7/8/2004: "Behold: the awesome power of your blog!"
7/9/2004: "People are so fickle."
7/12/2004: "Why, it would be my pleasure!"
7/13/2004: "That's why I like Google."
7/14/2004: "I owe you one, Nokia."
7/15/2004: "And what about the Eiffel Tower?"
7/16/2004: "Today must be a holy day!"
7/17/2004: "The more you know."
7/18/2004: "It may just be the greatest con ever."
7/20/2004: "And don't get me started on Joseph Conrad."
7/21/2004: "Well then, put it back."
7/22/2004: "But I feel torn by Rock the Vote."
7/24/2004: "This sounds like a job for Jesus Christ, Attorney at Law!"
7/25/2004: "And that's when the real negotiating begins."
7/26/2004: "The job interview went downhill from there."
7/28/2004: "I hope it involves laser vision."
7/29/2004: "It's not like they have a better method."
7/30/2004: "It doesn't quite fit on a bumper sticker."
7/31/2004: "He just kinda showed up one day."
8/1/2004: "These things write themselves."
8/2/2004: "Yeah, Kennedy and Clinton it is."
8/4/2004: "It's not like it's particularly fragile."
8/5/2004: "He's definitely a real winner."
8/6/2004: "Everybody's big on words, small on action."
8/8/2004: "What a glorious day it will be."
8/9/2004: "Thank God for the Second Amendment."
8/11/2004: "So that's what we did with them!"
8/12/2004: "Extensive double-blinding tests were conducted."
8/13/2004: "Well, gee, I feel safer already."
8/14/2004: "It's because I know better."
8/17/2004: "Works every time."
8/18/2004: "And you call yourselves Christians."
8/19/2004: "It's called 'body language.'"
8/20/2004: "Exhibit A: The Pottery Barn."
8/21/2004: "Please hold for the next available representative."
8/23/2004: "Seriously, people."
8/24/2004: "Why would think otherwise?"
8/25/2004: "But if it sells.."
8/26/2004: "That doesn't sound like serenity to me."
8/27/2004: "It's a lot like Caribbean pottery."
8/30/2004: "Really? A lot? I'd never have guessed."
9/7/2004: "Also, the shootouts at the ol' saloon."
9/10/2004: "And now we'll never know, thanks to The Man."
9/13/2004: "To insure domestic tranquility."
9/15/2004: "Valiant Champion of Good."
9/17/2004: "Thank you, America Online."
9/20/2004: "It explains a lot, really."
9/22/2004: "A Public Service Announcement."
10/1/2004: "Lou Gehrig, now he was a great man."
10/4/2004: "It'll be like the Jerry Springer show."
10/6/2004: "It's the morale I'm most worried about."
10/8/2004: "It just adds that touch of class."
10/11/2004: "Just look it up on the internets."
10/13/2004: "False advertising."
10/15/2004: "It's an academic thing."
10/19/2004: "Makes me wish I'd seen The 6th Day."
10/21/2004: "He never said it was a good plan."
10/22/2004: "Maybe next time."
10/25/2004: "The first step is identifying the problem."
10/27/2004: "I do not negotiate with terrorists."
10/29/2004: "You have to admire the dedication."
11/1/2004: "Hear that, Michigan? You don't matter."
11/3/2004: "Congratulations, Mr. SEE BELOW FOR DETAILS."
11/5/2004: "You can't spell 'Messiah' without 'mess.'"
11/8/2004: "Three cheers for ignorance!"
11/10/2004: "But I think Colin Powell would kick his ass."
11/19/2004: "Food for thought."
12/1/2004: "The death toll sounds a lot like an incoming IM."
12/3/2004: "So much to learn, so little time."
12/7/2004: "It's the funny terrorism."
1/14/2005: "All this time, wasted."
1/24/2005: "I'm absolutely sp33chl3ss."
1/28/2005: "A bird in the hand."
1/31/2005: "Thanks, Sir Tim Berners-Lee."
2/9/2005: "Thanks, John Wells."
2/14/2005: "It's so ridiculous that you just accept it."
2/23/2005: "Job 38:2, Matthew 7:5, and good ol' Ezekiel 7:3."
4/1/2005: "Besides, it's an ancient Pagan tradition."
4/15/2005: "What makes it worse is knowing I still haven't learned my lesson."
4/29/2005: "I don't know why I talk to you."
5/03/2005: "His rage clearly lives on in his work."
5/20/2005: "Fool me twice, shame on me."
5/27/2005: "Journalism isn't for everyone."
5/28/2005: "A letter of concern."
7/4/2005: "At least the smoke is lemon-scented now."
7/12/2005: "It even crashes my computer when I plug it in."
8/1/2005: "It wasn't even a nice courthouse, anyway."
9/6/2005: "Clearly the 'mountain man' is Antonin Scalia."
9/9/2005: "Rising Sun Blues in D Minor."
11/16/2005: "That's the goal of every college student."
2/23/2006: "Then I remembered that I don't live there."
2/24/2006: "Whoops, that should say 'missed'."
9/29/2006: "Well, nobody else told him."
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